The Illinois Open 2006: Spite Burn Team Standings
| Team | W | L | T | Pct | PPG | PAPG | Mrg | 10 | -5 | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| "Michigan" | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0.778 | 301.1 | 172.2 | 128.9 | 103 | 24 | 0.00 | 103 | 1800 | 17.48 |
| Chicago B | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0.778 | 297.8 | 161.1 | 136.7 | 104 | 11 | 0.00 | 104 | 1695 | 16.30 |
| Team Kannan | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0.778 | 273.9 | 150.0 | 123.9 | 98 | 18 | 0.00 | 98 | 1575 | 16.07 |
| Israel Broke My Arm | 3 | 6 | 0 | 0.333 | 250.0 | 200.0 | 50.0 | 89 | 29 | 0.00 | 89 | 1505 | 16.91 |
| Local Chicagoans | 1 | 8 | 0 | 0.111 | 58.3 | 340.6 | -282.2 | 31 | 1 | 0.00 | 31 | 220 | 7.10 |
| Illinois House | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0.000 | 23.0 | 306.0 | -283.0 | 11 | 9 | 0.00 | 11 | 50 | 4.55 |